"Meekel never wanted to be a knight, but when Skarl promised fame and fortune, he signed up. Unfortunately, as soon as he stepped onto the battlefield, a pair of Darigan Skeiths swooped down and carried him off to eat for their lunch. He isn't sure why he hasn't been eaten yet, but has started to become suspicious of the large plates of food the guards feed him every day..."
— Description of Squire Meekel in Cellblock, Neopets
"You don't get it! They're fattening us up to eat us!"
— Reggie, Free Birds
