Nice spaceship, yeah? More like a faceship! Har har!
— Captain Lubba, Super Mario Galaxy 2
That saucer... has a face!
— Kouji Kabuto, UFO Robo Grendizer, manga chapter #1
I want you to know that when I was told to become a warship, I briefly considered assuming the form of a gigantic disembodied Human head that fired lightning bolts from its ocular receptors.
But it would have been too silly.
But it would have been too silly.