"Near as I can tell, [this building] was some sort of religious institution. Oh, I know it says "school" out front, but everything in here seems to be related to the worship of some guy from back in the day. People used to come here to learn about him, to dress like him, move like him. To be him. If that's not worship, I don't know what is."
— The King, Fallout: New Vegas
"By the power vested in me, I pronounce you... hitched!"
— Elvis Impersonator, The Junkyard Run
