The whole idea of a drivers' license photo is to present how you look from day-to-day. That's why DMV employees tells you not to smile: because they can't imagine anyone whose normal existence involves happiness in any form!
People do a thing because they like the thing. By that logic, everyone loves going to the DMV. It's the highlight of my year.
— Mic The Snare, "Why Do We Like Sped Up Songs?"
I HATE the DMV.
— Coop, Megas XLR, "DMV: Department of MEGAS Violations"
