Andy: "Guys I can't be in here, I get queasy if the meat juice touches my peas."
Max: "Is this your first blood splatter? Geez, someone's a princess."
Andy: "I'm gonna go over to my store and put blood on the walls so Max'll like it more."
— 2 Broke Girls And the Egg Special
"If you were curious why theres a red blood handprint, its because I raided a retirement home and stole food from old people! Im a good person!"