Quotes / "Balls" Gag

Chuck: "Hey, Louie, do you want to play with my balls?"

Louie: "Sure, Chuck. Here, I'll hold your ball sack so it won't drag on the ground."

— Do You Want To Play With My Balls

"I'm noticing a complete lack of balls in this room. No soccer balls, no footballs, no baseballs, no balls. Good thing I brought my own!"

— Lynn Loud Jr., The Loud House, "Space Invader"

Fic Lynn: "Whoa Lincoln, take a chill pill why don't you and afterwards you can clean my balls."

Lynn: (bursts out laughing)

Lori: "Okay, it's not that funny, Lynn." (Lynn keeps laughing)

Lynn: "H-hey, Lincoln. Lincoln."

Lincoln: "Yes?"

Lynn: "Clean my balls." (bursts out laughing again)

— Peeking Through the Fourth Wall about The Loud House fanfiction Whipped

Kaguya: Who did this? Who played this prank on the president's giant ball?!
Hayasaka: Phrasing.

— Kaguya-sama: Love Is War

"But then, you've always had magnificent balls, and I wouldn't miss one of them."

— Lady Binder, Don't Lose Your Head

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