Sid: (tied up) This is either really good or really bad...? (is led to the edge of a cliff with a lava pit below) No, no, no! Me fire-king. Why kill fire-king?! 1,000 years bad juju for killing fire king!
Mini Sloth Leader: Super-heated rock from the Earth's core is surging into the crust, melting ice built up over thousands of years.
Sid: You're a very advanced race! Together, we can look for a solution.
Mini-Sloth Leader: We have one - sacrifice the Fire King.
Sid: Well, that's not very advanced!
Mini-Sloth Leader: Worth a shot.
Mini Sloth Leader: Super-heated rock from the Earth's core is surging into the crust, melting ice built up over thousands of years.
Sid: You're a very advanced race! Together, we can look for a solution.
Mini-Sloth Leader: We have one - sacrifice the Fire King.
Sid: Well, that's not very advanced!
Mini-Sloth Leader: Worth a shot.
Volcano god says he's gay, send hot boy sacrifices.
"Each year at the summer solstice, we offer a beautiful maiden to appease the volcano god, and each year he accepts our offering by not exploding and killing us."
—Studio C, "The Last Mayan Sacrifice"
