Quotes / Adult Adoptee

Chris: Man, you guys are like the best family in the world!''
Mr. Pleasant: Hey, that gives me an idea — you should join us! We can adopt you!
Mrs. Pleasant: You could be a Pleasant!
Mary Kate Pleasant: Aww! My new brother!
Chris: That's really sweet, but... I'm- I'm kind of an adult.
Mrs. Pleasant: Don't worry about the rules. We have a friend in social services.
Chris: And I have a wife.
Mr. Pleasant: We'll adopt her, too!
Chris: But then I'd be married to my sister...

—Dan Vs., "Dan Vs. The Ski Trip"

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