Funny / You Suck at Cooking

• His "presentation" in Baked Yams with Dill. First, he places an entire unpeeled banana on the plate with the yams, then adds some colorful ribbons, a caterpillar made out of an egg carton, a spider he found, and then puts the whole plate on an industrial sander to get some motion going. Perhaps a bit too much motion.
• "Wash off the bastard sauce." from Chili. It's one of the few jokes where the host breaks up in laughter during the delivery and it's not hard to see why.
• During Coconut Macaroons he pulls out a can of sweetened condensed milk which, lacking a can opener, he starts bashing open with a rock. After a moment he remembers where the can opener is, so he turns the can over to the un-bashed side... which has a pull tab. He ignores the pull tab and starts carving it open anyway. And then he uses the pull tab to finally open the can!
• During Chocolate Lava Cake, he talks about his own system for de-yolking an egg that involves placing it in a funnel.
  "I've developed this great funnel sy-"
  * yolk goes down the funnel*
  "Sh*t."
  * Smash Cut*
  "I've developed this flawless funnel system for de-yolking the egg where you don't really need the funnel, actually, but, whatever."
• During 6 Milkshakes, he says to "tape a fork to a wangjangler and hope for the best". The sheer bafflement in his voice when he discovers that it works is gutbusting.