Funny / You Suck At Photoshop

• The last few minutes of the Filter: Liquify episode: ^context In this episode — which is about Donnie defacing a picture of his boss — it was revealed that Donnie was stuck in an airport for over three days because he was ordered to be in a conference with less than a week of time in advance. Even though Donnie was in Mexico. By accident, no less (for more details on this bit, see the previous episode). The thing is, though, Donnie has a phobia of public bathrooms, this includes even the relatively clean kind of bathrooms one would find on an office or on an airport. Result? he didn't take a single dump for over three days, something that sn4tchbuckl3r, who is still mad at Donnie's constant bailing out from his MMORPG team, knows about and is willing to use against him.
  Donnie: Alright, um, so let's just... let's just make this... person... feel the way we might feel right now. Let's get our brush size a little bigger and just start to bloat... out the way, maybe... make it look like he's got a pack of mud covered raccoons just trying to get get out of his stripper scented skeezer suit pants. Because he made... somebody eat f-fondue... three nights in a row and it just won't come out...
  Donnie: A-and it wants to come out, and it [fights back tears] it's just... busting at the seams and nobody knows what's going to happen because who in the hell is going to—
  [Skype calls, Donnie answers]
  sn4tchbuckl3r: Oh, your bottom's gonna blow, man!
  Donnie: [groans]
  sn4tchbuckl3r: You bottom is gonna explode, and it's going to, like, cover people like Vesuvius—
  Donnie: [groans]
  Donnie: ...no, don't!
  sn4tchbuckl3r: — and like a thousand years from now, archeologists are gonna dig people out of your assruption!
  Donnie: [GROANS IN PAIN]
  sn4tchbuckl3r: Drop a deuce!
• In the first episode, Donnie teaches the viewer how to use the distort tool... by using it to put his marriage certificate on the windshield of the van (technically a vanagon but whatever) that his wife used to have sex with another guy in:
  Donnie: ...let's just say, for hypothetical, that you really want to do some shit to this vanagon — I mean the real vanagon. But let's also say that there's also, um, a restraining order that prevents you from you from getting close enough to do that kind of shit to it. So let's have Photoshop do the dirty work for us. Now we could... what? We could, uhh... bash it up a little bit, or... set it on fire — yeah, I'd rather try something a little more subtle. Let's put something in the windshield, now, we could put, like, a parking ticket [giggles a little] or maybe like a bumper sticker, you know, that would maybe read, like, um, "If the vanagon is rockin', don't — my... wife is being drilled by some guy name Ricky." You know, actually, for me, I've got a copy of my marriage certificate, and so, I'm gonna put it on the driver's side of the windshield for him and everyone to see.
  • The image he uses for this demonstration is named "shagging_wagon_02.JPG", by the way.
  • And if that wasn't enough, just pay attention to the other images' names on that episode, to name a few: "his_brothers_shagging_wagon.JPG", "keep_driving.JPG", and "bear-hunting-handguns-2.jpg".