- This line from the otherwise-somber "Black Drum Machine:" "You have always lied to us. Richard Brautigan never stuffed his underwear in your mouth!"
- "THIS IS THE WORST VACATION EVER! I AM GOING TO CUT OPEN YOUR FOREHEAD WITH A ROOFING SHINGLE!" ("I Broke Up")
- In one concert, Jamie flubbed the line and said "I am going to cut open your roofing shingle with a forehead!" (The video unfortunately isn't available now.)
- The Word Salad Lyrics of "Girl With Basket of Fruit" are so batshit insane that it's hard not to laugh at them, especially with Jamie's extremely hammy vocals."Every frog hops right up into her butthole. Every frog eats a single butthole flea on its way in. She brownbox squeezes them all into FROGHOST!"
Funny / Xiu Xiu