Funny / X-Wing Alliance

• This e-mail you receive when you open your mailbox for the first time:
  Welcome to Alliance.reb, the largest network service in the galaxy. Your account has been processed and is now ready for use.

  To solve problems, contact: [e-mail]
  To cause problems, contact: [e-mail]
• Many interactions with Emkay falls into this:
  Aeron: I've missed you, kiddo, since you joined the Rebellion. I hear of so much activity going on...I worry about you.
  Emkay: Don't you worry about me, too?
  Aeron: Of course I do, Emkay. You're expensive to repair.
  Emkay: I will delete that remark from my memory banks.
• Phrase Catcher:
  Emkay: Really! I hardly think this is the time for an argument!
  Emon: Shut up, Emkay!
  Aeron: Shut up, Emkay!
• Emkay is the original HK-47:
  Emkay: That's the spirit! Kick them where it hurts!
• Please don't let me die:
  Emon: Make sure to protect Emkay.
  Emkay: Yes, I would like that very much.
• An exchange between Luke Skywalker and the captain of the Suprosa, suspected of carrying the Second Death Star plans:
  Luke: This is Commander Skywalker of the Alliance. Shut down your engines and prepare to be boarded.
  Suprosa Captain: This is the captain of the Suprosa. Are you crazy? We're hauling fertilizer here. What kind of pirates are you?
  Luke: We're not pirates. Like I said, we're with the Alliance. And maybe we have a big garden.