Funny / Valiant

• When Valiant's mother suggests he should have some breakfast before he goes, and then starts making regurgitation sounds and motions, followed by her spitting up part of a worm for him.
  Valiant: Oh, mum! Ugh! No thanks!
• When the recruits flirt with Nurse Victoria.
  Bugsy: Hello, nurse.
  Victoria: Hello. I've been waiting for you.
  Bugsy: Do you have a little something for a brave pigeon about to go into battle? Eh, darling?
  Nurse Victoria: It just so happens I do have something for you.
  Bugsy: Ya hear that? Huh?
  Nurse Victoria: (holds up a huge syringe) Is this what you had in mind?
  (Bugsy, Lofty, Toughwood and Tailfeather faint)
  Valiant: Whoa! It's awfully big. You're kinda short for a nursing dove.
  Nurse Victoria: Look who's talking! I'd say you're kinda short for a carrier pigeon.
  Valiant: I'm Valiant, by the way.
  Nurse Victoria: Alright then, Valiant. I'm Victoria. (jabs the syringe into Valiant's butt)
  Valiant: Ow!
• Sergeant Monty drills the recruits by showing them slides for them to determine "friend or foe", to which they get each one wrong. He then pulls down another slide with a undistinguishable blurry blotch. And then another one displaying a poster of a sexy-looking dove, and they all enthusiastically state, "Friend!", much to Sgt. Monty's chagrin and annoyance. Cut to the five trainees enduring hundreds of pushups.
• During Mercury's interrogation, Cufflink and Underlingk ask Von Talon if he wants them to pluck his feathers, clip his wings, or hurt his feelings, only for Von Talon to say what he has planned is much worse. He then dangles Mercury's cage above some loud speakers that play Da Jodel-Rudel yodeling. Watching Mercury's The Comically Serious reactions as he struggling to resist it, from bashing his head against the bars to singing Rule Britannia is hilarious. All the while, Underlingk and Cufflink are dancing to the yodeling.
• After Mercury finally (if inadvertently) reveals who his contact in the resistance in Germany is (mice), Underlingk asks Mercury what his favorite color is (since Mercury earlier says that he always though blue was his favorite). Mercury blurts out pink. After a small explanation as to why that is from Mercury, Underlingk squeals with delights. When Cufflingk questions this, Underlingk awkwardly says that pink is his favorite color as well, much to his partner's consternation.
  • Heck, any scene where Mercury is yammering away on account of the truth serum Von Talon gives him as all he does is talk about trivial but humorous details about what he knows.
• Close to the end, an Allied officer briefly looks at the message, then announces that the invasion will take place... at Normandy. Cue a croupier stick being used on The Big Board to quickly and casually brush a whole mass of miniatures representing the Allied armada across the French coast as if rerouting an entire invasion is just that simple. Even funnier if you studied the history of the Normandy invasion and how much of a cluster planning and executing it actually was.