- The salsa incident in Cold File and how Diane forces, rather, tortures, Warren and Hillary to confess.
- "I think my wife is having an affair with my brother." *children cheer*
- The Stinger in the pilot: Peter hid Jackie's keys in the front yard...along with 50 identical empty key boxes.Kate: How long you have been here?
Peter: 22 minutes.
Kate: And was it worth buying 50 Hide-A-Keys for this?
Peter: Oh absolutely.
[They continue to watch Jackie look for her keys]
Kate: The door isn't even locked.
Peter: I know.
Funny / Trophy Wife