Funny / The Last Angel

• As Nemesis herds the crew of the 'Bequeathed' to unknowingly repair her systems, she had this amusing internal monologue.
  Nemesis One of the sayings that Sansbury was fond of quoting was this: ‘You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make him drink.’ As I monitor the increase in comm chatter and the redeployment of Janissary and engineering teams towards Fusion Two, I feel reasonably certain that this horse will drink.

• Yasmine, Nemesis's original captain, was a Crazy Is Cool Deadpan Snarker. Highlights including her palpable glee at having Red put her crew through a Harder Than Hard training simulation, repeatedly threatening to have Red demoted to 'toaster', and the following quote;
  Let’s go kill a god, shall we? And... if you happen to feel the urge to kill all organic life, just be sure to give me a heads-up.