Funny / The Flying Deuces

• "How anyone could be so stupid as to stand there and continually bump their head is beyond me!"
• Ollie rues his proposal being rejected and not having "something real, something wholesome, something tender", to which Stan suggests a nice, fat, juicy steak.
• Stan's various malapropisms:
  Stan: Don't talk to me like that after all the hospital I've given you!
  Stan: (on staying on the ground) Good ol' terracotta for me any day!
  Stan: No use crying over split milk.
• Ollie's laughably inept attempt at suicide.
• Stan playing the wires on his bed frame like a harp, complete with tuning.
• The guards getting blasted with corks and wine during the climactic chase out of the tunnel.
  • One takes two corks, one goes derpy-eyed and one catches a cork in the mouth.
• Ollie reincarnating as a horse.

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