The Butter Cream Gang
- Beware the longwinded "stories" of Mr. Graff.Scott: We're picking up some things for Mrs. Jenkins.Mr. Graff: Oh, Butter Cream business. Did I ever tell you boys that my great-grandfather was one of the first Butter Creamers?Eldon: Yes, about a thou...Mr. Graff: It was in the early days of the town...
- He goes on like this for a while, you get the idea.
The Butter Cream Gang in Secret of Treasure Mountain
- Just about every scene with Maggot and Mugfat (or their lookalike ancestors) is a moment of funny.
- While they are attempting to steal the map from the school. Jesse is trying to point out to Margaret boys are a waste of time (she hasn't gotten to the: liking boys faze).
Jesse: It's just that, boys are weird.
Margaret: What do you mean?
(Maggot comes running out of the lab with a stuffed buffalo head on his own head)
Jesse: (casually) Like that. - At one point Eldon tries to work a lemonade stand. It doesn't end well... He does at least try to look on the bright side.Eldon: I lost seven dollars.Lanny: How's that good news?Eldon: I thought it was eight.
- A wealthy couple (the husband being an author of a get-rich-quick book) arrives to check out Mr. Graff's property (up for sale to raise money following his having suffered a heart attack between movies); with the wife giving Eldon a peck on the cheek.Eldon: She kissed me. I can't believe she actually kissed me!Don: Relax, kid; she kisses her dog too.Eldon: (horrified and disgusted)
