- The theme song, for starters:I rock peas for my headBut don't call me a peaheadBees on my headBut don't call me a beeheadBruce Lees on my headBut don't call me LeeheadNow please excuse me, I gots to get my tree fedYou wear namebrands and I make my own clothingI hang out with an apple who loves self-loathing:"I hate myself!"Pancake on my face makes me extra happyI like shampoo botlles that sit on my lappyCuz it's my show, you can't tell me what to doWhen life hands me lemons, I make beef stewSo yo, I gotta goIt's time for me to rock itI put baloney in my left pocketSmear some cream cheese in my gold locketCuz it's my show, I'm Andy MilonakisIt's my show, I'm Shmandy ShmiloshmakisIt's my show, I'm Andy Milonakis
- And the second theme song:I got peas on my head, but don't call me a-call me a-call me a...L.A.!That's how I roll, sonGot a new shirt and a brand new stroll, sonIt's crazy hot5 million degreesAnd I'm praying on my kneesJust to get a little breezeForget about Bs I got Qs on my headAnd all the other letters take a cruise on my headBruce Lee's chillin', readin' news on my headAnd a moose is punching a bruise on my headDamn, Skippy, I moved to CaliforniaBrand new show, but yo, I gotta warn yaIf you carrot me, then you know I gotta corn yaYour footsie is stuck!Well, I'll shoehorn yaI'm Andy Milonakis and this is me showAfter me flow, you know we've got to goL.A. sun for my New York snowAnd a shmoow shmork for shmoork shmork showPeace!
Funny / The Andy Milonakis Show