Funny / The Adventure of Sherlock Holmes' Smarter Brother

• At the beginning, Lord Redcliffe, the foreign secretary, is delivering a message to Queen Victoria. As he walks toward her throne, he rehearses what he's going to say, namely: "Your Majesty, being inside of your confidence is the greatest single joy I've ever known." Sure enough, when he's kneeling before her, he almost says it exactly: "Your Confidence, being inside of Your Majesty is the greatest single joy I've ever known!" Then he realizes what he just said.
• The entire opening with Holmes and Watson, but especially the first bit:
  Holmes: (via a handwritten sign) "Ugly 6'3" murderer at keyhole."
  Watson: "Holy Jesus Christ!"
  Holmes: (via another sign) "Act normally."
  Watson: "...but it's cold outside!"
• Sacker has been holding a cup, and seems to be proffering it to Sigurson, who takes it and sips.
  Sigurson: You call this tea?
  Sacker: No sir. I call it hot water. I was merely rinsing out the cup when you grabbed it.
• The entire opera sequence.
  Henchman: Why don't we all drink some-
  Gambetti: (throws prop at him) SHUT YOUR MOUTH!
• The entire auction scene, especially when the otherwise dimwitted minion Finney (Roy Kinnear) has to help Math Professor Moriarty (Leo Mc Kern) use long division with decimals:
  Moriarty: Oh Christ, how do you do this?
  Finney: Well, you put down 11.18...
  Moriarty: Oh sure, I wouldn't know even to put down 11.18.., What I'm askin' ya idiot, is whether you multiply or divide?
  Finney: Divide.
  Moriarty: Are you sure?
  Finney: Yeah.
  Moriarty: I'll kill you if you screw this up.