Funny / Teenage Bounty Hunters

• When Sterling threatens the skip with a shotgun, he mockingly asks her if Daddy bought that for her. She launches into a spiel that shows that she knows her way around firearms. But, yes, Daddy got it for her.
  Blair: (poses) CHRISTMAS!
  • Bowser gives up chasing the skip pretty quickly.
    "I gotta eat more salads..."
• When Yolanda describes a repeat skip as "the bane of Bowser's existence," Sterling says, "What? I thought we were!"
• Sterling asks what amphetamines are. Blair replies, "Drugs that can go on land and water."
• The revelation Bowser was laughed off the force for shooting...a horse.
  Blair: So you shot a horse on the force?
  Bowser: A horse on the force is a cop.
  Yolanda: Of course.
  • Better yet is how the girls clearly have absolutely no idea what Mr. Ed is.
• The girls have to explain to Bowser what EDM is:
  Blair: Everybody whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo
  Bed squeak, bed squeak, bed squeak - HORN!
  Wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa
  Call 911!
  • Made funnier by Sterling dancing in complete seriousness next to her and Bowser just looking frightened.
• The twins use their mind link to communicate from two ends of a room, with Blair asking for advice on how to impress Miles. Problem is, Sterling is drunk off her ass and can only mumble incoherently in return.
  • Sterling posts about the college party on Instagram, which her mom soon finds out about. When she comes back home and finds Debbie waiting for her, she launches into the greatest case of Bad "Bad Acting" of all time, saying she was conducting a social experiment on the behavior of her generation, and concludes with this gem:
    Sterling: Y'know... memes, and... [dabs]
• Keep your eyes peeled on Sterling while April starts to forcefully explain her idea for the duo project to Ezekiel in Episode 7. Just seeing April talk with her arm outstretched in front of her visibly sends her mind places where Jesus doesn't dare to roam.
• The girls pull up to a BBQ joint called "Hobo Ham" and see the mascot.
  Sterling: Is that pig...eating pig?!
  Blair: Dear god, look away!
• When a guy at the restaurant identifies the shirt Debbie is wearing in the old photo as from a local church, the girls have one of their telepathic conversations.
  Blair: You hear that? Mom went to church in this town.
  Sterling: Maybe she was visiting.
  Blair: Sterling, nobody visits here. And if they did, they do not buy a t-shirt from the local church. And, nobody visits here. And also, no one visits here! She lived here.
  Sterling: Okay, what if she has relatives here? She could visit.
  Blair: Seriously, if you had relatives here, you'd say, "Sorry, I can never visit you, because if I did, I would definitely witness a grisly crime and then get thrown into a ravine.
  Sterling: I'm allowed to speculate. Listen, I know this place looks really gross, but it smells really good.
  Blair: You want to get ribs?
  Sterling: Do we risk it?
  [Twin Telepathy mode ends; they see the picture of a dead pig, the cook picking his nose, and flies buzzing around the meat]
  Blair: [back in Twin Telepathy mode] No. Uh-uh.
  Sterling: Big no. Hard no.
  Blair: I can't. We'll die.