Funny / Star Wreck

• Fukov's introduction in In the Pirkinning. He's sent to deal with problems with an alien antimaterial reactor because he has some experience, having worked in a nuclear plant he confirms it's Chernobyl. Then the scientist wonder where they had heard the name: "Chernobyl... Chernobyl... Chernobyl! FUKOOOOV!" It's later revealed that Fukov had somehow caused the disaster while switching on his heater.
  • Same movie, Fukov strikes again: during the battle against the Excavator Pirk has Fukov give him the light balls of his ships to attack the enemy ship, the 'light balls' all strike the target, at which point it's discovered that they were loaded with light beer. The communication was disturbed, and Fukov had misheard...