- "That man must be hard to fell in battle, because what is pain to a man who plays vena with his intestines?"
- And from the same conversation: "NASA (says so)? Oh, must be true then!"
- "You still have one last chance, because once (Rama) comes here... you know... your ass is grass."
- The shadow puppets' discussion of why Sita didn't go back with Hanuman. To paraphrase the end result:Short Puppet: But she also wanted the evil king to be defeated, I think-Tall Puppet: So why didn't she go back so the evil king wouldn't have a hostage?Female Puppet: But it's almost like she's trying to glorify Rama through this whole process-Tall Puppet: She was a bloodthirsty woman.
- This:Rama: Um...h-hey! Sita! How would you like to take, uh, a little trip?Sita: But we just got here!Rama: That's good! Get packing.
Funny / Sita Sings the Blues