Funny / Secretariat

• Secretariat is one smart horse. When two reporters question his ability to race, he glares at one and pees on the other.
• "Secretariat ate his breakfast this morning!"
• As Secretariat is galloping down the home stretch in the process of setting an as-yet-untouched race and track record:
  Lucien Laurin: Ronnie, don't fall off!!

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