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Assignment 1

  • Young boy: But you must have heard of Cromwell! Don't you know your history?
    Steel: I know mine.

Assignment 3

  • There are many amusing moments between Sapphire, Silver, and Steel in this assignment, but a lot of it comes from Silver's facial expressions during telepathic chats (he's clearly enjoying flirting with Sapphire while Steel steams about it).

Assignment 5

  • Steel forgets his undercover name (made funnier because according to Sapphire he chose it himself):
    Felicity: And then there were nine.
    Arthur: What's she babbling on about?
    Felicity: Arthur, did you know that there were ten of us here when we started?
    Arthur: Well, I didn't really check—
    Felicity: You, me, Emma, and— (looks at Steel)
    Steel (telepathically): Quick, what's my name
    Sapphire (also telepathically): MILES.
    Steel: Miles!
    Sapphire (rolls her eyes):

  • Sapphire is playing bridge (and winning) and won't answer Steel's telepathic questions. He's getting worried. Finally, the game is over and he manages to get her alone.
    Steel: Why didn't you answer me?
    Sapphire (excitedly): We bid seven diamonds!
    Steel: What of it?
    Sapphire (sighing, returning to business): What do you want me to do?
    Steel: I need some feminine guile.

Assignment 6

  • Sapphire explaining to Silver, after he's been pointing his 'sonic screwdriver' at a slot machine and getting money out of it with a certain amount of amusement and bemusement, that you're supposed to lose. His reply:
    Silver: I wondered why I wasn't having any fun.

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