Funny / Ruby Sparks

• Calvin's first attempts to change Ruby, first making her painfully clingy to the point she misses him when he's less than a foot away, then making her happy to the point she has an infantile joy with everything she does.
  • "We can build a pillow fort! :D"
• "I'm not wearing any panties!"
• Suzie: "I just got Miles down for his nap, if you wake him, I will beat you."