Funny / Star Wars: Republic Commando

aka: Republic Commando

• Pretty much anytime Scorch opens his mouth. In example, when they spot a gigantic Lucrehulk-class core ship:
  Fixer: There's the core ship, sir!
  Scorch: Are you sure, Forty? I mean, maybe there's another around the corner.
• Sev and Scorch's bouts of Snark-to-Snark Combat.
  • One notable instance...
  Scorch: This place is giving me the creeps.
  Sev: Ah Scorch... nothing better than a jungle hunt... hiding in the bush... putting a plasma bolt through a hostile's cranium (exhales)...makes me feel alive.
  Scorch: Okay, now Oh-Seven's giving me the creeps…
• When you shoot the jet-pack looking thing that the Trandoshan commandos wear on their backs, they'll go up into the air, and die when they hit the ceiling, walls, or floor. Even funnier when Scorch says "Hey! I didn't know Trandoshans could fly!" or sometimes "Wheeeeee!" Sev has his own wisecracks with "What goes up...", "Flying is easy, landing is hard", and "I love my job."
• Half the stuff Scorch says really.
  Scorch: Why don't we just fly outta here?
  Ship AI: Engines Offline.
  Scorch: *sigh* Figures.
  
  Sev: That's what I'm talking about. It's a power generator. In the middle of a tree. Strange.
  Scorch: Sev, when this is over, I'm gonna make sure that you get some R&R.
  
  Sev: And the Wookiees could use it to get an edge on the slavers.
  Scorch: Yeah! Wookiee life-debts for everyone!
  
  Scorch, watching Boss act irresponsibly: Your behavior frightens and confuses me, sir.
  
  Scorch: That was for Delta 23! ...Or was it Delta 32?
• This exchange on an elevator, out of nowhere:
  Advisor: Get to it then!
  Scorch: Why aren't we moving?
  Boss: Sev, the button.
  Sev: Oh, sorry sir.
• Upon finding the Grenade Launcher attachment;
  Boss: ...anti-armor. Great against fortified droids, armored vehicles, and anyone else with an inflated opinion of himself.
• In Kachirho City market square, there is a store with a holographic sign in Aurebesh that reads "HUGS". Likely owned by a Wookiee, too.
• Throughout the game, Scorch and Sev keep a kill-count between each other. Then nearing the end of the final mission, in the middle of a firefight:
  Sev: Damn, I don't believe it!
  Scorch: What's wrong, Sev?
  Sev: I've lost count of my kills!

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