Funny / Rapture-Palooza

• Lindsey's mother, having been Raptured, shocks everyone by being sent back. It seems she bad-mouthed someone "butting in" the line she was waiting in and berated those involved.
  Lindsey's Dad: I think you got it backwards, hon. You're there to be judged, not to do the judging.
• "I just killed Jimmy Neutron!"
• The foul-mouthed crows. Funny enough when there's just a few crows sitting in a tree taunting people, but at one point a whole flock flies through an Establishing Shot, loudly squawking curse words over each other.

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