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Principal Celestia Hunts the Undead

• Sunset is shocked by how blase Celestia and Luna are about Sunset's supernatural achievements.
  Celestia: [to Sunset] I know that the Fall Formal was a terribly exciting day for you, but for us... it was Thursday.
  Luna: Friday.
  Celestia: No, definitely Thursday. It was a school night.
• Sunset mentions that she saved the school from the sirens. Then she finds out that Cranky and Harshwhinny had sniper rifles set up and were about a minute from pulling the trigger, so it's probably more accurate to say she saved the sirens from the school.
• The constant lampshading of how Celestia is obviously Sunset's mother.
  Harshwhinny: [to Dash and Sunset] I am contacting your parents and informing them of the incident.
  Sunset: I don't have any parents.
  Harshwhinny: That is a fiction I see no reason to indulge.

Sunset Shimmer Hunts the Undead

• Adagio claims the only reason Applejack won't have sex with her is so that she'll remain a virgin, and thus a target for monsters who have to work with the rest of them to survive.
• A scene starts with Sunset and Adagio getting attacked by a gargoyle. No, they don't understand either.
  Adagio: Whose bright idea was it to head out after dark for Chow Mein?
  Sunset: Well I didn't think we'd get attacked by an animate piece of an ancient cathedral in a city with no ancient cathedrals!

A Band of Misfit Losers Hunt the Undead

• Sunset and Adagio get kidnapped for a sacrifice. Not because they're virgins (they're not any more) but because they're yellow.
  Sunset's face twisted so hard it hurt. "Wait! Wait... wait." A pause, and she unleashed it with all the evening's frustration behind her. "This is about our skin color?"
  "Wow," Adagio said with as much disapproval as could fit. She only deigned to glance sidelong at their captor. "Just, wow. Even among cultists, huh?"
  "H...hey, it's not like that!" The necromancer screeched. "I'm not like that! It's the prophecy, that's all. 'With skin like the sun, their blood shall—'"
  "'It's the prophecy,'" Adagio repeated in a droll tone, making air-quotes with her fingers.
  "Okay, you know what?" The necromancer snatched out a curved dagger from her robes. "It's basically midnight. Time to die."
• The human world version of Daybreaker gets unleashed thanks to Moon Nazi mirrors. Which in this case basically means Celestia gets turned into a preteen edgelord brat with major impulsiveness issues.
• "Home Improvement", Applejack learns that Celestia is pregnant when the latter off-handedly mentions the new house will need to hold six people (Celestia, Luna, Sunset, Torch, Ember, and the new baby). Applejack swears to keep it a secret. Smash Cut to lunchtime:
  Sunset: What do you think of the place?
  Applejack: (staring straight ahead and a forced grin) I think the FIVE of you will be right happy here, yes sir, you FIVE are gonna have a real nice home when all’s said and done, all FIVE of you, FIVE being the total number of people who will be living at this house, being a number definitely less than SIX, which I have no knowledge of there being, and it’s more than four so mathematically there will be FIVE people living here unless there are any additions down the road but until then the correct number is FIVE.