Funny / Nico B Mother

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EarthBound

• Nico can't seem to go one episode without having a full inventory stop him from getting something.
• Saturn Valley. All of it.
• The game asks for Nico's real life name, so of course, instead of his real name, he puts in NicoBanana Balls. Anyone who finished the game before will be impatient waiting for where this will lead.
• Morishigue's Multi-Bottle Rocket: 2000 damage to Master Barf ("I think that might be a little broken"). Cue Nern with PK Starstorm Alpha: 300 damage. Nico is not impressed, even though Ness!Nico and Maya sure are.

Mother 3

• Nico chooses P.F. Chang's for his favorite food, leading to many funny exchanges with Hinawa.
  • In the same manner, Nico's favorite thing? Not love, but Xbox. Especially hilarious during episode 6, where Lucas learns his first PK moves, one of which is PK Xbox α.
  • In episode 11 Nico obtains PK Xbox β. Or as he calls it PK Xbox 360.
    Doria (Nico): You can use the PK Xbox?! Oh my god, that's so cool, can I come to your home to play on it sometimes?
    Lucas (Nico): Yeah, it's ok...I've got Halo, do you like Halo?
    Doria (Nico): Em, do I?!
  • Episode later we get PK Xbox δ, going from 360 to One.
    Nico: Eh, it's ok.
• After asking for Nico's real life name, the game erases the memory of asking that question... except it went back a little too far.
• Kumatora getting the Miu voice has resulted in a lot of hilarious moments.
• Salsa's voice (the one Nico gave to him), which is basically Hispanic Blackquill with a guitar playing in the background every time he speaks.
• Fassad's and Salsa's time in hot springs.
  Fassad (Nico): Oh I'm getting naked, monkey, don't look at my big roast naked body, I'm very self-conscious! MONKEY!
  Nico: Then he goes to shock me and the electricity in the water shocks him too. seizure noises, laughs Oh my god, you know how epic that would be?
  Fassad (Nico): ACK MONKEY, THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT AAAAAAAAUGH! Every time I try to hurt you I hurt myself... now monkey, get out of this spa!
  Salsa (Nico): No.
  Fassad (Nico): Monkey, get out of here so I can shock you properly!
  Salsa (Nico): I will live here forever.
  Fassad (Nico): Damn you monkey, you little bastard! When you get out of here, you'll be so dead!
  Nico: But Salsa never left. Salsa sat in this spot forever and eventually Fassad slowly cooked into a delicious douchy dumpling that Salsa consumed and then shout out a potty and run outside. And so Fassad shall forever remain a big douchy turd sitting in a pool of water in a middle of the buttfuck nowhere. Just as he goddamn deserves!
• The Judge from EarthBound LP returns, this time in reggae version.
  Nico opens up a gift.
  You heard a reggae rhythm.
  Nico: Oh god, am I gonna see the reggae Judge come down?
  Judge (Nico): trying to imitate Jamaican accent Heeeeey, here I am to ruin the moment again, bro! Ok, here comes to pickshot time to take a snapshot! I don't use my camera, I use my bongos to play you a sick beat instead, here I go! starts playing bongos Duruduru duruduru duruduru, now say "fuzzy monkey balls!"!
  Lucas (Nico): Eeee...fuzzy monkey ba- flash AUGH GAWD
  Judge (Nico): Ok dude, I will see you later! I will see you in Mother 4!
  • What Nico didn't realize during his joke is that he couldn't skip the song sequence that played when he opened a gift until the very end of it.
• Nico managed to find Black Beanling, the very rare enemy which gives a ''ton'' of EXP after defeating. Twice in a row.
• Nico charges up the robot, makes Earth explode.
  • In the same scene Nico manages to charge it for exactly 15 seconds...by using the timer on his IPhone.
• When Nico gets to the room of "King P.", which is full of EarthBound callbacks, he tries to remember characters that name starts with letter P. He remembers Pokey. In the last second of the episode, after his outro.
  Nico: OOOOH, POKEY!
  • Prior to that, he somehow comes to the conclusion that the "P" must stand for "Paula" before remembering that "King" is a masculine title.
• After getting into Magypsy Doria's house with Salsa as temporary party member, Nico finds Magic Gloves, currently best item for Kumatora. When Salsa later leaves permanently, it turns out that everything in his inventory, including the gloves, is now inaccessible, making Nico replay the entire sequence.
• Just like in the EarthBound LP with very rare Sword of Kings (which only has 0.78125% or 1 in 128 chance in dropping), Nico obtains Mystical Gloves, Kumatora's ultimate weapon, which while this time around has 3% chance of dropping, Nico not only did not try to get them, but he gets them on a second try. Nico's Ultimate Bullshit strikes again.
• The Barrior Trio for the most people is That One Boss including Nico himself, so when after fighting them for several minutes he finally manages to beat them, he's overflowing with joy...until it turns out that his only alive party member at the time, Boney, hit the HP meter of 0 at the same time the boss was defeated, meaning that he was forced to restart the battle. The following event can be described with simple "pain".
• In the "toilet dungeon" in Porky's tower, Nico enters the one with the duck in it, which reminds him of Danganronpa Another Episode (the duck potties acted there as save points).
  Nico: *enters the toilet* What the fuck- Oh my god, is that the ducky toilet from Danganronpa: Another Episode?!
  Donald (Nico): WAH, would you like to save your game, bitch?!
  Lucas (Nico): Oh god, what the hell are you?
  Donald (Nico): I'm a knockoff Donald Duck, so sit your ass over here and spread your buttcheeks so I can save your game!
  Lucas (Nico): Eww, god, no!
  Donald (Nico): Come back! I got it! I SAID I GOT IT!