- The scene where Mark Ballas and Joe have to dance the tango together. Also, Lennox's reaction to it:Lennox: This may have been a deeply tragic mistake.
- Joey's response to Ryder asking "how they texted" in The '80s:
- This line from "Toledo's Next Top Model":Joe: I've never seen a guy cheat on a girl with a slice of pizza before.
Funny / Melissa & Joey