Funny / LP 13th Age

• From the playtest sessions we have Kalin, a temporary character played by Syrg, a sociopathic cleric. His questionably sane antics include: throwing a spear of faith at a crowd of civilians, preaching TO THOSE SAME CIVILIANS to calm them down, and casually remarking that the corpse they're taking to be buried is very attractive. Not that he would be one to be interested in that, of course.
• Poorweather's constant assertions that Margaret isn't Minerelle...Whilst doing things that are very Minerelle-esque, such as constantly suggesting to flee from battle. Apparently Margaret's character is different; Poorweather just happens to have a low opinion of her group's survival chances.
• Mint, played by Medibot, makes his entrance by falling onto Nav's head. From space.
• The Rouge Elements talk their way into the most top-secret meeting in the Empire almost by accident and end up being the chosen heroes of an ancient prophecy. Then they cause too much trouble at the meeting and get escorted out by security.
• Margaret briefly stops her hatred for Nav when she drags herself into Nav's sudden mission to cook food for a Dwarf with keys. All of a sudden, the two are whirring about a kitchen, much to the party's (and GM's) confusion, elation, and glee, taking a forty minute cooking mini-game detour when the GM had planned for the session to be a tense choice of Law vs. Thieves.
• Margaret isn't the only person who hates herself for being an elf.
  Margaret: [Ordering food] Give me some gravy with my bangers and nash, please. Beef gravy, not pork gravy, though.
  Fanny: [Taking her order] Yeah, yeah, alright...
  Margaret: [Dismissively] You wouldn't get it.
  Fanny: I wouldn't- what? I've be- I've been working in food service as long as you've been alive, or are you twenty-two?
  Margaret: [Following an awkward pause] I'm forty-three.
  Fanny: [Realization hits] Oh god, you're an elf...Okay...[Backpedaling] Well, they all stay across the street, we don't see many here.
  Poorweather: [After sighing in real life] I sigh.
• One of the Macguffins, the first leaf of spring, is going to be burned in a ritual. In exchange for the leaf the Elements must give something of equal value to perform the ritual. They first gain the trust of the Druids when Rip plays the song of the high Druid (which consists, as he tells it, of banging wildly on a bunch of percussion instruments while yelling, "HIGH DRUID, HIGH DRUID!")The item they ask for is Rip's hand, which he literally removes without a thought. By headbutting his wrist (there's an axe head at the top of his helmet).
• The repeated Wu-Tang Clan references. There's Wutang, the god of secrets and later an organization called CREAM.
• Margaret's response to seeing her sister-in-law is to fill her pockets with heavy rocks and walk into a lake.
• The name of the group, the Rogue Elements. A CREAM agent told them that the Archmage would respond poorly to rogue elements wandering outside his domain. The party's response? They formed a masked wrestling team called the Rogue Elements.
• Margaret attempts to disbelieve a type of monster, dismissing it as a fairy tale, while fighting a group of it. She instead rationalizes it as a group of gnomes disguised as monsters to scare away intruders.
• After Mint disappears mysteriously and Ironicus asks them whether they want to investigate or notice is absence, the party's response is a unanimous "More mead!" Repeatedly.
  • Related, a drunk Margaret first comes to believe that Scarlet did...untoward things with Mint.
  Margaret: [Slurred] Deh...what kinda price did you get for him, Scarlet?
  Scarlet: What?
  Margaret: I want us to be straight...I want it to be split even between everyone...
  Scarlet: [Confused] Price?
  Margaret: I don't want any...yeah, what price did you get for him?
  Ironicus: [Catching on] When you sold Mint into slavery.
  Scarlet: What!?
  Margaret: [Drunken Stammering] Y-you don't...you can be up front with me. I just want everything split evenly.
• Rip's uncharacteristically lucid hatred of Gilder Goldenbrass.
• The party examines a message from an ally taken hostage, with a map on the back:
  Ironicus: It's circled by, if you investigate, clearly the same ink at the same time used by Audriel to write the note on the opposite side.
  Bella: It's blood. It's probably blood.
  Ironicus: It is not blood.
  Bella: Is it blood?
  Ironicus: It's not.
  Bella: I think it might be blood though.
  Rip: Is it blood? I'm gonna taste it.
  Ironicus: It tastes nothing like blood.
  Rip: It's blood!
• This gem from Mint at one of their many celebrations:
  Mint: I have some questions, first, where is the mead? Second, [more urgently] where is it?