Funny / K Popp

• The names that Kelly gives to the children in The Sims Pregnant Challenge.
• WORST DATING SIM! Hotdogs, Milkshakes, & Popsicles! OH MY!
  • Kelly: Oh dat ass!
  • Kelly: Meanwhile, outside, ass!
  • Kelly: My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and they're like I got two drinks, bitch!
• In one flash sim dating game called speed date, it had included a stereotype Black gangster guy for the female version of the game. Kpopp reaction was a huge WTF at some of the anwers and the date's reactions.
  • Gangster Sterotype (After being told the right compliment): You sure know how to make a black man happy.
  • Kpopp:What the fuck!? Did that seriously say you sure know how to make a black man happy!?
• Kelly's Fire Crew: Kelly tells us she is going to save a person's life, right before accidentally running someone over.
• Coming Out on Top: Kelly has a majorly serious reaction to Ian using her toothbrush.
  Kelly: Ian, don't give me that look like I'll forgive you if you smile at me nicely. Have you been using my fucking toothbrush? Because I will fucking murder you. No man, no woman, no child will touch my toothbrush without a dagger being stabbed in the back of them, as I look them in their eyes and watch the life drain out of them, for using my fucking toothbrush. So you better not have dared do that, because I will stab that smile right off your fucking face. 'Kay? Don't fuck with me. Don't fuck with my toothbrush.
• America's Next Top Model: Tara threatens to expose Christine the make-up artist for always giving her foundation to make her look paler, claiming this to be an act of racism in order to get her fired. (It's actually Artificial Stupidity - the game doesn't take skin tone into account when suggesting make-up.) However, Tara will only expose this if she loses the contest.
  • The race comments soon grow out of hand when Tara discovers she can use this to her advantage. She steals a contestant's outfit, wears it in front of her to brag, and beats her up in a fight. Kelly then claims that Tara will be okay, because she could simply pretend that the contestant was a racist and setting her up. She would then go on about racism and privilege, banking on the judges not wanting to deal with a publicity nightmare and just letting Tara have her way. Note that this episode has repeated warnings from Kelly that Tara is a Manipulative Bitch who will do anything to win, no matter how morally wrong, because she only cares about herself.
  • While doing Tara's make-up, Kelly makes up a lyric about how Tara is starting race wars.
  • The next video shows that, despite Tara's confidence that she won't get in trouble, she still gets punished for theft. She loses 500 points, which cancels out the 500 points she got from spending days on signature collecting.
  • Episode 18 has Kelly purposely do terrible on the catwalk, just to mock the other contestants.
  Kelly: Hey, girls! I'm walking just like you!
  • Nicole tells Tara that her boyfriend is cheating on her with Hannah. Kelly doesn't care at all, saying that Tara cheated on him at least 10 times during the course of the show and hates him.
  Kelly: Good, get him off my hands. I don't want him! Call the fucking garbage truck to pick him up with the rest of the trash, also known as "Hannah."
  • When confronting their boyfriend, Hannah says that they were having an affair, and claims that he confessed his love for her. Kelly says that Hannah is lying. She knows Hannah is lying because no one would ever love her.
• Façade (2005): Kelly plays the first episode heavily intoxicated. She's a mean drunk.
  Grace: [Kelly's] so sweet.
  Kelly: I am nice, stupid
  • From the same video:
  Grace: *on seeing Trip talk about their trip to Italy* Is this really something you want to brag about, Trip?
  Kelly: Better than your fucking decorating, stupid whore.
  • Another episode has her immediately sit down and deliver a speech to Trip and Grace, all before the characters can even talk to her. She is kicked out in record time.
  Kelly: You suck. You guys constantly complain. And hate each other. But you won't get divorced. So yeah, fuck you guys.
• Swiping Right: Kelly has the fortune-telling gypsy call Janet a cunt.
  • Teesha ends up with Claude, Janet's ex-lover. As she was also with Janet's ex-boyfriend earlier in the story, Kelly jokes that Janet is like a dick-tester for Teesha.
  • The epilogue states that Janet realized that finding love in herself was more important than finding love on Match Maker. Kelly bursts out laughing and points out how this is a Broken Aesop, because not only did she never have a part in the story where she actually learned this, but that the whole game was just about her chasing relationships with others. The game goes on to say that everybody makes mistakes, and Kelly agrees... it's just that Janet tends to repeat the same mistakes over and over and over.
• We Are Chicago: Aunt Kayla says that she and the player's mother are the best cooks in Chicago. The game turns to the little kids in the room, who are looking at Kayla as she speaks The game freezes on the kids in what looks like them giving her a Disapproving Look, not at all believing in what she says.