Funny / K-12

• The scene where Cry Baby and Angelita discover a room with ghosts who don't take too kindly to having their dancing interrupted.
  Crybaby: (sneezes)
  Ghosts: (they stop dancing and stare at the girls)
  Angelita: (nervously) Hello. You all look ravishing.
  Crybaby: (equally nervous) Bewitching, even. (The ghosts lunge at them and try to attack them. The girls run out of the room and lock the door. There's a Beat and then,)
  Crybaby: We should get to class.
  • Keep in mind that this happened right after the girls had a debate about whether or not they should go to class.
• The entire sequence where Henry refuses to rise for and during the Pledge of Allegiance as Ms Daphne attempts to get him to do so, to no avail.
  Ms Daphne: I'm being generous with you, boy. Last chance to stand and show some respect.
  • When the class sit back down, Henry has this to say:
  You hear that? "Liberty and justice for all"? That's bullshit.
  • Ms Daphne responds to this by calling in some guards who immediately pull Henry out of the room for zero respect.
• "Quit it! My mom spent good money getting these ears done!"
• When Angelita gets her first period and the bathroom is out of tampons, Cry Baby and Celeste get creative.
  Crybaby and Celeste: Toilet paper.
  • And just before they go to the bathroom, Angelita is complaining about a stomachache just before she falls over, revealing some blood. Cry Baby and Celeste respond with a knowing "Ohhhh."
  • When Cry Baby gets a tampon for Angelita, she steals one from a nurse. Who is also on her period.
• The fact that Cry Baby asks Angelita to play tennis. That would be normal in of itself, but she says that right after they finish burying their Principal.
  • When they go to play tennis, Celeste nonchalantly asks them if they "found a place to dump the Principal."
• When the girls start a Food Fight, Magnolia is very eager to join in.
  Magnolia: I'm gonna get in on this!
  Celeste: Not with this hair, I just had wash day.
  (later, when Cry Baby has left)
  Celeste: So barbaric.
  Magnolia: Are you sure I can't?
  Celeste: (menacingly) If you don't put that floor spaghetti down... (scene changes)
  • Cry Baby being hesitant to start said food fight.