- Channeling Keyser Soze in the video for "The City Is Mine":Are you trying to get a rise out of me, Agent Rappingport?
- Jay Z misinterpreting Nardwaur's "Who are you" question.
- His reaction to Kanye West during 2014/5 Grammys. He first is stunned with his mouth open before he realizes that Kayne was just kidding. Tells you all you need to know about that illuminati crap.
- The amount of emcee's who can effortlessly instill wittiness/comedy into gritty, criminally-charged punchlines and stories like Jay-Z is VERY small. The Notorious Big, a major mentor of his, is about the only other one who can pull this off as well as Jay-Z.
- "The Story of O.J." has this moment:O.J. like, "I'm not black, I'm O.J.!" (three-second pause) ... Okay."
Funny / Jay-Z