- Diana's reaction to finding out her real name is Dawn Budgie.Diana: That's a terrible fucking name.
- The whole fight between Sandy and Diana at her house, which ends with Sandy throwing a waffle iron at the back of Diana's head to knock her down.
- It's even funnier in the unrated cut, when Sandy subsequently whacks Diana across the face with a guitar after she recovers and continues to try to escape him.
- This scene, when Skiptracer, Marisol and Julian are being arrested by police.Julian: "He shot me!"Skiptracer:"You shot me first!"Police officer: "Doesn't matter. We're all going down town."Julian: "For what? I'm in a trunk!"
- Also, when Marisol and Julian were being put in the trunk.Julian: "Hey, man, this is some bullshit. If you wanna kill me, you could just kill me right now. I ain't gotta get in this motherfucking trunk."(Skiptracer cocks gun)Julian: "I'm gonna get in this motherfucking trunk for now."
Funny / Identity Thief