Funny / Gaemon the Dragon-Steel's Guide to Not Dying Horribly

• Chapter 63 has Gaemon nervously pondering his upcoming wedding and everything after, running every ludicrous idea through his mind.
  The tea had calmed me down enough that I had backed down from my plan of trying to summon Meraxes to lay waste to King's Landing to buy me time. It never went well to have your boss run a diversion in a relationship, I knew that well-enough from experience.
• One also has to credit Eberman's forward thinking:
  I froze and suddenly became very much aware of the fact that I was surrounded by twelve of my White Jaws.
• On top of that, the White Jaws seem to have borrowed the Sworn Shield's catchphrase.

  "As you say," thirteen voices intoned.

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