Freddie: Who's the Game Master? Sam: You are, bro! What do we do? What happens? Freddie: I'm the Death Star, I just shot a giant laser. What do you do? Sam: Rocks fall on Alderaan and we all die. Freddie: You got it! Sam: TPK! Freddie: Tune in next week! Sam: Alderaan TPK!
Mary Elizabeth talks about her and Steve's most recent experience playing an RPG...
Mary Elizabeth: Last time we played was this past Wednesday, where, as a puppet, I put my wooden arm up a cat's butt to open a window. Freddie: Wait, what? Sam: As one does.
Freddie's reaction to that is pretty funny as well.
Freddie: Yeah, I'm not putting my hand up a Wookiee's ass for nobody. If it means death, someone's gotta die.
Sam using his Dave Filoni impression to "subtly threaten" the cast.
Sam decided to use the Star Wars dice app rather than real dice.
Steve: Could we not afford real dice? Freddie: Someone lost his. (whistles and points to Sam) Sam: I don't know what you are talking about. Freddie: I don't wanna mention any names, but his initials are Sam Witwer. Steve: (in a southern accent) Did you keister your dice? Sam: (also in a southern accent) I did this on purpose... (to Freddie) Did I not ask you pacifically to bring an iPad, so we could make things easier on the children!? (indicates to Taylor) Taylor: I don't like fingers pointed. Sam: I did not point, I just put my hand out! It's the open palm, which is the palm of friendship!
Sam apparently thinks 7 plus 5 is 15. Vanessa interjects and says that it's 11. It's actually 12.
Sam explains the difference between actions and manoeuvres.
Vanessa: Is there breakdancing? No. Sam: Breakdancing would be a manoeuvre, but if you're gonna go for like, advanced moves, I would just say it's an action, because that's like all your concentration. Vanessa: Because I crush it. I understand. Sam: 'Cause you're crushing it.
Taylor reads his character sheet.
Taylor: Other than that, it looks like I'm gonna keep my mouth shut,'cause my intellect is pretty low. Sam: That's alright! So is mine, in real life.
Vanessa introduces Mathus.
Vanessa: My name is Mathus, and I am a male technician... with a heart of gold! (Everyone laughs) Sam: Is that like a male nurse? Male technician? Because they can be males. It's okay, technicians can be males too.
Steve reads his character sheet.
Steve: ...And a hotshot young human named... oh, pilot named Pash. It even says that you're handsome. Freddie: You're damn straight! And humble!
Everyone takes two strain damage...
Freddie: Oh man! I though I was in shape, Sam! Sam: I'm sorry, dude, I'm sorry. Your good looks are not gonna make you a better jogger, dude.
The gang enters the Mos Shuuta cantina.
Sam: You see on the far side of the stage, you see a Twi'lek woman dancing. (Indicates to Mary Elizabeth) To which you think, wow, that's a stereotype. Twi'lek woman dancing. Thanks. Mary Elizabeth: Sure. Freddie: They look good! Sam: (laughs) Right! Freddie: What? I'm a smuggler! Mary Elizabeth: You get up there and dance! Freddie: Okay!
The first decision in the game is made by Taylor/Lowhrrick, who decides to climb the beams of the cantina to steal the alcohol that the bartender balances up there.
When chaos begins in the cantina...
Sam: And the dancer... she's stoned out of her mind, she's just dancing. (Everyone laughs) Freddie: That, or she's a pro! Sam: That is... but I gotta tell you something! Look, look, look, that's her, that's nothing to do with the dancing profession, it's nothing to do with Twi'Leks at all. So everyone needs to chill out about the stereotype thing. Freddie: I don't think you're a Twi'Lek racist, don't worry.
