Funny / Daughter of Smoke and Bone

• Brimstone delivers a pretty epic one as a response to Karou complaining that Kaz tricked her into giving him her virginity.
  “I don’t know many rules to live by,” he’d said. “But here’s one. It’s simple. Don’t put anything unnecessary into yourself. No poisons or chemicals, no fumes or smoke or alcohol, no sharp objects, no inessential needles—drug or tattoo—and… no inessential penises, either.”