Funny / Choice of the Dragon

• The PC and the narrator have a hilarious banter that practically breaks the fourth wall. Some examples:
  Narrator: Will you be male or female?
  Player Character: Do not pester me with such impudent questions!
  Narrator: I, ah, I mean yes! Of course! How churlish of me.

  Narrator: After all, you did just kidnap the princess from right out of her tower. Although...isn't it a little sexist to always kidnap princesses?
  Player Character: Maybe, but tradition demands that dragons kidnap princesses, even if that is sexist.
  or
  Player Character: You know, I never thought about that before. In fact, I think I kidnapped a prince, just to avoid being sexist.
  or
  Player Character: I'll have you know that I make a careful point of alternating between princes and princesses, but it happened to be time for a princess.

  Narrator: Having burned down the village...why did you burn down the village, anyway?
  Player Character: To teach them not to anger me!
  Narrator: While that is an excellent reason, I can't particularly think of anything they did to anger you, besides existing.

  Narrator: Let's be honest. Are you kidnapping a princess for tactical reasons, or are you kidnapping a princess just because you like kidnapping princesses?
  Player Character: It's not like that! It's purely strategic!
  or
  Player Character: A little of column A, a little of column B.
  or
  Player Character: Mmmm…princesses…

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