Funny / Bite Size Vegan

• The Vegan Police. Full stop.
  vegan Police: Did you drive here?
  Would-Be Vegan: No.
  Vegan Police: Did you bike?
  Would-Be Vegan: Yeah!
  Vegan Police: Do you have vegan tires on your bike?
  Would-Be Vegan: There are ve... of course there are.
• The Vegan Club Bouncer. Just... just the Vegan Club Bouncer.
  "Welcome to the Vegan Club. Can I see your papers? I'm sorry, you left your Instagram account blank... You don't have one...? How will we know what you're eating?"
• At the end of "Is Birth Control Vegan?", she asks you to give the episode a thumbs up "if it got your dander up" before realizing what that implies. "Okay, it wasn't really... that kind of video..."
• The entirety of "The Most Disturbing Coloring Book Ever" ("Well, kids, the fun doesn't stop with testicle talk...").
• The unseen director of "Banned Milk Commercial" ("Do people still say 'bad rap'? Check with Youth Outreach!").
• The Stinger of the bestiality episode has her simply saying "Let's see how long this lasts on Youtube..."
• "Was Hitler A Vegetarian?" opens with her saying, "No," followed by a pause, then, "Oh, I'm sorry did you want more of an explanation...? Well... okay."
• Her description of how the most invigorating parts of getting a tattoo are having someone shave and bathe you.
• The cheese addict going through severe withdrawal.