Funny / Army of Thieves

• While Sebastian is at his Soul-Crushing Desk Job, he tries his very best to be elsewhere in his mind while his clients uselessly and endlessly rant about things.
• Sebastian getting surprised by Gwendoline, overreacting and spilling his hot coffee on himself. Not once, but TWICE.
• Sebastian attempts to pull a Hero Stole My Bike... only to suffer an Epic Fail as he didn't notice the bike was tightly secured. The bike's owner stares at him incredulously before asking what exactly he's doing. Sebastian is then forced to run off and grabs another bike from a hapless passerby.

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