Funny / A Witch In Broad Daylight

• When Rainbow Dash tells Twilight Sparkle about curses the other witches have done.
  Dash: There was one witch who made it so nopony could eat popcorn and it took us a hundred years to break it! Then another one tried to prove vaccines don’t work by creating a curse that makes vaccines not work, resulting in millions of otherwise preventable deaths. And– okay maybe I should have led with that one. Forget the popcorn thing.
• This exchange:
  Pinkie: So like— getting the elite four together would be the only legit way we could ever beat Twilight through sheer force.
  Dash: So we sing them a song about how great friendship is?
  Pinkie: No, I already tried that. They stopped answering my calls.
• In Rarity's castle:
  • Sweetiebot 9000 corners Rainbow Dash with flamethrowers:
    Sweetiebot: Prepare yourself for incineration!
    Dash: But how would I do that?
    Sweetiebot: [turns the flamethrowers off] Rarity, how does one prepare for incineration?
    Rarity: I don’t know! I guess you pray or something.
    Sweetiebot: Yes! [turns them back on] You will pray or something and I will incinerate you!
    Dash: But, uh. I’m an atheist?
    Sweetiebot: Rarity! An error has been encountered!
  • Moments later upstairs:
    Dash: Hey, robo-kid! You said you were Rarity’s little sister, right?
    Sweetiebot: Yes! I am the ultimate little sister! No other little sister could possibly defeat me!
    Dash: Well incinerating ponies is against the rules. Do you know what happens to younger siblings who break the rules? On Hearth’s Warming Eve the Krampus comes and takes them away in his big bag to the little sister sorting facility. They get shipped off to live with a new big sister who’s got a wooden tail and big beaver teeth.
    Sweetiebot: That’s not true! You’re lying!
    Dash: No way! It’s totally true! It happened to this kid at my school. She got thrown into the Krampus's bag and never got to see her big sister ever again. She sent me a letter complaining about how her new sister keeps eating all the furniture with her big bucked teeth.
    Sweetiebot: Rarity. Is that true?
    Rarity: No. It’s not!
    Sweetiebot: Are you sure?
    Rarity: Yes!
    Sweetiebot: How sure?

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