Funny / A Fairly Odd Christmas

• Cosmo and Wanda's parting words at the end.
  Wanda: No fairies were harmed in the making of this movie.
  Cosmo: I've got a paper cut!
• "I decide who's naughty or nice. Sometimes I decide who's just downright annoying."
• Every line Crocker says in this movie.
• When the Christmas Spirit dissipates down to zero everyone in Dimmsdale becomes miserable...except for Vicky who becomes absolutely ecstatic.
• The scene where Crocker is tasked to clean up reindeer poop, he ends up scooping up purple rocks.
  Crocker: Who knew reindeer poop was so sparkly.
• Any scene with Jorgen von Strangle being the victim of Santa's amnesia-related moments, especially when Santa thought he was in a rodeo and roped Jorgen.
• Santa proves he's Santa by answering Tootie and Timmy's questions on what they got for Christmas at certain ages. When he says what Timmy got at age six, he almost brings up that Timmy got a Wendy Wee-Wee that year, prompting Timmy to try and change the subject to stop Santa from embarrassing him in front of Tootie.
• Timmy's Dad's idea of a practical Christmas present is a pony that poops ice cream, eats it, then poops a gold bar, then eats that, then poops a motorcycle.
• Crocker enraging the gingerbread men by tearing off one of their heads and taking a bite out of it.