Take a shot whenever:
- There's a birthday party scene.
- Two shots if they describe the food at the party and it's connected to the theme of the party.
- Three shots if anything else at the party (decor, games/activities, etc.) is described and connected to the theme.
- Two shots if they describe the food at the party and it's connected to the theme of the party.
- A troublemaking kid listens to "edgy" or "hardcore" music.
- Two shots if a parent or the like misidentifies the music genre and the kid gets mad about it.
- Someone uses the word "shall."
- Someone gets sent to the Creepy Zoo.
- Two shots if the kids defeat the robotic animals.
- Three shots if they defeat them by urinating on them.
- Two shots if the kids defeat the robotic animals.
- The writing gets Goanimate-esque.
- You detect particularly blatant Author Appeal.
- A family has a huge number of kids.
- A kid adopted from another country has interests/favorite foods stereotypically linked to that country (ex. a kid from Japan being massively into anime and liking sushi).
- Something very blatantly unrealistic happens.
- Supernanny can't help the family (take a smaller shot if they can't help a specific person within the family).
- Someone refers to sippy cups as "beakers."
- Two shots if it's in the context of Americans using it despite the fact that that usage of "beaker" is more common in British English.
- Someone references SuperMarioLogan.
- Two shots if it's comparing a neurodivergent character to Jeffy.
- Someone references PB&J Otter.
- Two shots if the entry is basically PB&J Otter fanfiction.
- Someone describes Christmas with their kids as being "ho-ho-horrible."
- You suspect a case of Recycled Script.
- The kids are punished or chastized for liking something the author doesn't, especially if they articulate why.
- Two shots if it's a stupid reason.
- Drink the entire glass if the author complains about "SJW propaganda."
- An entry has unwritten sections.
- A character uses a really lame insult.
- Two shots if it's fruit-based.
- Three shots if they call someone a "grapefruit."
- Two shots if it's fruit-based.