Lawyer Goodwill
Voiced by: Billy Bletcher
The short's main antagonist. Apparently a kind-hearted lawyer he's actually scheming to murder Porky and his siblings in order to inherit their property.
- Amoral Attorney: He's initially presented as the nice and caring lawyer and friend of Solomon Swine and a trusting figure to Porky and his brothers. Turns out he's actually scheming to kill them all as if anything would happen to them he'll get their property.
- Ax-Crazy: He doesn't look like this at first. After drinking the Jekyll and Hyde juice he gets more murderously insane and given his throat-cut gesture to the Pigs when he explained how he intend to get rid of 'em it's safe to say he's off the deep end by now.
- Bitch in Sheep's Clothing: His niceness and affability is only a way to mask the greedy monster he is underneath.