Ross O'Carroll-Kelly
- Beware the Silly Ones: He's a buffoon and shows almost no intelligence in matters non-rugby related. However, when pushed, he can come up with some very inventive schemes. Many of his enemies have underestimated his level of cunning, to their cost.
- Jerk Jock: He's a thoroughly nasty piece of work and has a near-fanatical obsession with rugby.
- Teeny Weenie: Implied Trope
Sorcha O'Carroll-Kelly-Lalor
Ronan Masters
