Milton Fludgecow
Milton Fludgecow
"Oh, thank God you've answered!"
Milton Fludgecow is the main character of the Crotchety Old Man Calls, portrayed by MJ Kelli. He is a crotchety old man (though is often mistaken for a woman due to his high-pitched voice) who frequently finds himself in trouble, calling up all kinds of people whenever he lands in a dilemma, either improving his situation or, usually, making it worse.- Attention Deficit... Ooh, Shiny!: In The Wrecking Ball, mentions that he suffers from ADHD, which is why he got bored and started the wrecking ball.
- Big Eater: Him and his entire family.
- Catchphrase:
- "Oh, thank God you've answered!"
- "Why don't you let me get a word in edgewise?!"
- Cruel and Unusual Death: Some of his strange deaths include:
- Crushing his head in the garage door in order to test it
- Suffocating himself in a Craftmatic bed
- Falling inside a dumpster and getting crushed
- Accidentally blowing himself up with lighter fluid while stuck in the trunk of his car
- The Ditz: Does a lot of stupid things that puts himself in harm's way, such as starting a Pop-Tart fire.
- Trademark Favorite Food: Loves meat, such as porkchops.
- Jerkass: Not necessarily the nicest and easiest person to interact with, which is an understatement.
- Jerk with a Heart of Gold: Seems to go to great lengths to get things for his children, as seen in "Multiplex Morons" and "Tickle Me Elmo".
