You are a boy from PALLET TOWN! Now that you are 10 you can get your POKéMON licence. Ten year olds can get a beginner POKéMON from PROFESSOR OAK, the town's POKéMON expert. This is just the beginning of your amazing adventures! Your journey is destined to be packed with nonstop action, millions of laughs, heartpounding perils, and endless excitement! You'll encounter fantastic friends, evil enemies, and meet creatures beyond your wildest imagination! And as your story unfolds you'll unlock the magic and mystery of the world POKéMON!
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 | Welcome to the world of POKéMON! My name is OAK. People affectionately refer to me as the POKéMON PROFESSOR. This world is inhabited far and wide by creatures called POKéMON. For some people, POKéMON are pets. Others use them for battling. As for myself... I study POKéMON as a profession. But first, tell me a little about yourself. |
What do you mean, "but first"? That doesn't refer to anything! Are you going senile?
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Well, it's Ash's story, so we'll go with a boy.
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Hahaha! Nevermind. Okay, I admit it, I picked Ash last time, but seriously, it's been proven that laughing continuously for too long can make it so that you can't stop and thus not breath. As such, I'd like some pauses between the hilarity.
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Hawking, Stephen (aka. Steve). You did mean last name, right?
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 | No, it is in lower case. |
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See, this person knows how to draw.
| He's been your rival since you both were babies. ...Erm, what was his name now? |
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1 letter short of letting me put in Guardian. Argh.
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 | Avatar! Know that Britannia has entered into a new age of enlightenment. Know that the time has finally come for the one true Lord of Britannia to take his place at the head of his people! |
Something is obviously amiss.
| Hawking! Your very own POKéMON legend is about to unfold! A world of dreams and adventures with POKéMON awaits! Let's go! |
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 | Yawn. This show is putting me to sleep. |
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Let's not do that yet. Lets go get food from the fridge.
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 | Go to bed and don't forget to change into your pajamas! |
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| I can't sleep without my lucky potion. |
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What? I wasn't aware I was playing Ying-Yang! X-Change alternative.
Wait, you guys have an X-Change page?
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You know, I'm starting to think I accidentally booted up Ultima IX: Accession.
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It's perfect for beginners.
No, that would be squirtle.
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Choose it or lose it!
How could you lose it if you didn't choose it in the first place?
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Those in the know say that's the best way to go!
Those in the know also supported the MSX and the PhilipsCD-i
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| What, are we on last name basis now, Hawking? |
| You'd better hurry! PROF. OAK, next door, will be expecting you! |
Long story short (because I've spent 12 hours on this installment already), there are three houses here besides mine, one of which is Gary's the Guardian's house, the other two being the houses of JACK and JOHN. They bore me, so I'll fast forward to this hermit who sparks my imagination:
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Also, here's the OAK POKéMON RESEARCH LAB.
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I have to use this as my establishing shot because some jerk ruined my shot of the exterior.
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| Hey! Watch where you're typing! |
 | Well, Hawking, you snooze you lose! And you're way behind right from the start! I've got a POKéMON and you don't! And I got the best one! |
| And am I to suppose that you are in the know? |
| It pays to have a grandfather in the POKéMON business! Now I, Guardian OAK, am off to learn the ways of the POKéMON trainer! |
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| What a jerk. |
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| Worse reception ever. I'm going to check out the POKéMANs out back. |
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| Meowth! |
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| I love you, Meowth. |
But unfortunately, railroading drags us upstairs.
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See?
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Will we get permission to take the POKé BALL? Will we ever get turned back to normal? Will we ever get a meowth? Will the next update not take 15 hours to write and upload? Will I have learned my lesson that saving my only copy into Notepad without turning off wordwrap is a bad idea? Find out next time!
| Archived Comments | ||
| Fawriel | January 16, 2011 | ... Did... Did you suddenly change gender and race? |
| Shadow Dog | January 16, 2011 | Race, no; gender, yes. |
| gumbal1 | January 23, 2011 | I'm beginning to think you're a goon, and therefore will have to ask if you have stairs in your house. |
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