Live Blogs Let's Play The Adventures of Willy Freeman I mean Beamish

BlackWolfe2010-12-11 05:51:08

This is what we were waiting for. Tiffany's in the bathtub. Now we can get sweet revenge, and also the key.

Sheila: Willy, take your sister a bottle of conditioner.

Willy: Do I have to?

Sheila: Just do it. I'm busy.

Now, the conditioner is in the bathroom. Where Tiffany is. So, we go into the bathroom and exact our revenge. First, we give her the conditioner and ask real nice. Then we beg. She tells Willy to drop dead and telekinetically kicks him out of the bathroom.  ^BW

Then we go back and unleash amphibian horrors upon her. She deserves it.

We use Horny on her. Wow, that sounds bad, but not as bad as some upcoming dialogue from Willy...

Tiffany: Get that thing outta here! Oh, gross!! YECCHH!!!

Tiffany: MAAAAAAAAAA!!!  ^BW

Willy: Horny, jump her if she moves a finger!

Tiffany: You won't get away with this, punk!  ^BW

Willy:  ^BW

All right! We've got the Nintari key, so it's time to practice! (Quick, scroll up and play that video one more time, 'cause the animation doesn't change at all!)

Willy: YEA!! I just know I can win the championships now.

That's it. We're done with the Nintari. But not with the key, oddly enough. From then, we just kill time until...

Sheila: Willy, it's close to bedtime.

...it's time to end Day One, and end this update. See you soon!

Good night, Willy. Good night, Tropers. Good night, Brick Joke, going over the Tropers' heads.  ^BW

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BlackWolfe Since: Dec, 1969

Dec 11th 2010 at 5:56:59 AM

Reproduced Comments and Replies

Endark Culi: Alas, poor Gordon, who's probably the most sympathetic character in this thing so far...Then again, he probably should've had a clue about what he was getting into (at least, when it comes to his family problems) when he married Stella. Once a [CENSORED], always a [CENSORED], dood...

BlackWolfe: Gordon's a nebbish, really. Lord knows how he made it in advertising at all.

Deathonabun: Oh, I started clicking on your Nintari links.

WHYYYYYY!?!?!?!?!

I would later find out that Deathonabun was tired and majorly squicked by the concept of The Human Centipede. Warning: Do not click that link if you have any illusions about people not being seriously sick fucks.

BlackWolfe: Yeah, I'm... I'm sorry. The Pot Holes just got weirder and weirder and Candle Cove snuck in there at one point, and... I'm sorry.

Deathonabun: It's all good.

Just...some of those are not fun to read at night.

Reecer 6: Why is Willy Freeman going to sleep when the sky is perfectly blue outside?

BlackWolfe: He... got sent to bed early because of his grades? The designers forgot to make it night outside?

I'm leaning towards the latter. Next part was delayed due to repeatedly being called in to work on my day off. Will work on it this evening.