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Pannic2012-06-30 18:18:12

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In the event that you just clicked this more or less at random and have pretty much no idea what this is, allow me to explain:

Fallout: Equestria is a fanfiction, a crossover between the Fallout series of video games and the cartoon My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. It may be the single most popular fanfiction in the entire fandom of the latter. The story is 45 chapters long plus an epilogue and an afterwards, clocks in at a word count higher than War and Peace (unless I'm mistaken one tragically misguided fan put the story on Wikipedia's "list of the longest books ever" page. Obviously it was removed), and has a large fanbase of its own, spawning fan art, fan adaptations, music, and even fanfiction of its own.

Fans have praised it for worldbuilding: the story actually does not go for the usual "character from video game meets ponies" premise a lot of lazy crossovers opt for, and instead works it into the backstory how we get from the universe in the show to the post-apocalyptic radioactive wasteland that we recognize from the Fallout games. Or I would recognize it if I'd played the games. As it is, I am waiting for a sale on Steam or GOG. The main characters of the story are all original characters, and they have been praised as "OC ponies done right" and "the best OC ponies in the fandom." In any case, the protagonist Littlepip is fairly instantly recognizable to many in the fandom, whether or not they've read the story. The story's length also qualifies it as something of an "epic." In any case, it has had praise heaped on it and is considered by many to be the best fanfic in the FiM fandom.

At this point, I have cleared chapter 13. I do not think the story deserves the praise it receives. I view it as horrendously overrated. As I go through the story, I will detail my problems with the story, along with general mockery.

The general Fallout: Equestria thread did not approve of my incessant riffing on the story and suggested I take it to a liveblog. Well, that's what I'll do.

A note that for the parts I have already read (the first thirteen chapters), I will be largely dealing from memory. As such, they will most likely not be as detailed as when I return to the stuff I haven't read. In any case, let's get started. Hopefully this isn't redundant as Perpetual Lurker is also doing a liveblog.

EDIT: It seems my complaining cannot be confined to a single fanfic. As such, I have decided to turn this into a multi-story liveblog!

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Unknownlight Since: Dec, 1969
Jul 6th 2013 at 8:03:23 PM
Random thought: The (very, very) small amount of Rose Potter quotes you included for some reason remind me a lot of Nictis from Without a Hive. I honestly don't know why I think that, since Nictis is a well-developed character in a fantastic fanfic while Rose just seems like a brat in a poor one, but it was the first thing I thought of.

The difference, of course, is that Nictis is hardly portrayed as being moral at...well, ever.

"I've been there. I've seen all your manipulations. Your little lies. Your sneaky little behind-the-back tricks. Your threats. If I wanted Spark to suffer, all I'd have to do is let you go along, doing your thing. You're a back-stabbing, conniving, soul-sucking witch. And you know what? I may not like him, but even I don't think he deserves something as horrible as you."

If the above describes Rose whatsoever, then I think I've got a pretty good idea of her character. Except that I'm rooting for Nictis, and I doubt I'd be doing the same to Rose.
Pannic Since: Dec, 1969
Jul 6th 2013 at 10:24:25 PM
That quote makes me think more of Littlefinger from A Song of Ice and Fire. Ahahaha, if only Rose Potter could be as stylish and clever as Littlefinger.

No, Rose is just a petty, sociopathic Mary Sue. I dunno how far I'll get into liveblogging this thing, but fun fact: Remember that part in Order of the Phoenix where Harry tries to use the Cruciatus Curse on Bellatrix Lestrange because he's pissed about Sirius dying, but it fails? Well, Rose Potter does it successfully! By powering it with love.
Unknownlight Since: Dec, 1969
Jul 7th 2013 at 9:25:09 AM
...That fails on multiple levels. Even before its implication that Harry didn't love Sirius enough.

Who does Rose get into a relationship with? (Since Ginny obviously isn't available.)
Pannic Since: Dec, 1969
Jul 7th 2013 at 10:57:09 AM
Heh. Well, there will be jokes to make there. Rose doesn't get shipped with Ginny, no, but the author being a heterosexual male who has no idea how girls actually act leads to a fair amount of Les Yay. The author was actually a Harry/Hermione shipper, but Rosey here gets paired up with Cedic Diggory of all people.
Unknownlight Since: Dec, 1969
Jul 7th 2013 at 11:01:23 AM
So I suppose Cedric doesn't die in Book 4? Or does he anyway, providing easy angst?
Pannic Since: Dec, 1969
Jul 7th 2013 at 11:03:37 AM
Nope. He's clumsily saved and sticks around as a Shallow Love Interest for the remainder of the story.
Beacon80 Since: Dec, 1969
Jul 31st 2014 at 12:41:40 PM
Seriously. I can get the misguided idea that Rowling's works need to be "fixed", but did he really think her paragraph breaks (and commas, for that matter) were wrong?

These storied bug me (an an amusing Bile Fascination kind of way), because they can't stick to their premise. This story was allegedly written because Harry "lacked common sense," in which case, why is he a female ninja druid?
Escondido Since: Dec, 1969
Jan 21st 2022 at 11:34:03 AM
And here’s some weird philosophy stuff that I recall.
Canon:
“All right, thirty-seven then,” said Dudley, going red in the face. Harry, who could see a huge Dudley tantrum coming on, began wolfing down his bacon as fast as possible in case Dudley turned the table over.
Fanfic:
“All right, thirty-seven then,” said Dudley, going red in the face. I could see a huge Dudley tantrum coming on, so in precaution began wolfing down my bacon as fast as possible in case Dudley turned the table over. It disgusted me that Dudley was spoiled so much, when I was younger I was jealous, but that faded as my Sensei taught me the ways of life and some minor easy to understand philosophy. Dudley was a spoiled little brat, who had absolutely no appreciation for the luxury his life had. You only had to look at television news to see starving children in war torn countries for that.

Trust me, I have no idea what to make of those last two lines. But I have the feeling that the final line isn’t exactly true; seeing impoverished children in Third World countries isn’t automatically gonna make you care. (Think like the Pearls Before Swine cartoon from July 23, 2004 where Rat tells Pig, “Please stop putting my life in perspective ... it’s very annoying”.)
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